Bush and Kerry, what a sick Bonesman joke. One of these jerks is probably being commissioned to lose the election--or ELSE!

Disgusting and STUPID alleged Oath examples

Masonic Oaths

"...binding myself under no less penalty than that of having my skull smote off and my brains exposed to the scorching rays of the noonday sun, should I violate this my solemn obligation..."

Jesuit Silly Gore

"In confirmation of which, I hereby dedicate my life, my soul and all my corporal powers, and with this dagger which I now receive, I will subscribe my name written in my own blood, in testimony thereof; and should I prove false or weaken in my determination, may my brethren and fellow soldiers of the Militia of the Pope cut off my hands and my feet, and my throat from ear to ear, my belly opened and sulphur burned therein, with all the punishment that can be inflicted upon me on earth and my soul be tortured by demons in an eternal hell forever!"

Illuminati Orcy Oaths

"Shouldst thou become a traitor or perjurer, let this sword remind thee of each and all the members in arms against thee. Do not hope to find safety; whithersoever thou mayest fly, shame and remorse as well as the vengeance of thine unknown brothers will torture and pursue thee."


Although I, Kento, do confess that at age 12 I was a sworn member of the sinister "He-man, Women-haters Daredevil Bicycle Club."

Like all Lodge Member we had balloons tethered to our frames that would flap against our spokes. POWER!

Penalty for Apostates: to have one´s pants removed during recess in front of Lucille Smith-- what a horrible fate with obvious eternal consequences. For a 12 year old buck a debilitating BB-gun head wound would be preferable.

Although Lucille, an ugly duckling, grew up to be a GORGEOUS Swan!

I´m a rogue, hear me, A ROGUE!

[I know, I KNOW, the above ain't xactly enlightened nor Politically Correct, what do we call it, borderline masogy-netic? But then I am senile, dimwitted and experiencing premature life-review]


Go find some more dopey oaths-- they are everywhere!

Probably find stupid oaths in Connecticut Polo clubs, who knows...

Collecting oaths is more fun than collecting baseball cards.

Any really advanced oath-sleuths here?